All I need is a beer and a BJ right now to go with this glorious, glorious Skyrim.
And all I have is beer. almost two weeks without intimacy with a woman is TOO MUCH MAN.
The Fury can fuck off with his jetpack, flamethrower, and space suit.
OH THE JOYS OF BEING 14 AGAIN. SNAKE EATER FTW.
Regrets are like chocolate: they’re brown, sometimes a little bit too chalky for you, and you can give them to your girlfriend but she’ll get fat anyway, you know, that’s the way of life.
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| — | A man on youtube, with a voice rivaling Barry White, playing Sonic the Hedgehog to smooth jazz. |
Smoking devil’s grass and working on the weekend is not a good work formula.
3 hours in, all I’ve done is read up on:
- Spanish/Dutch military conflicts
- Medieval execution methods
- Treason punishments
- Conspiracy plots
Which lead into…
- Doomsday scenarios
- Astrological disasters
- Astrophysics
- Timeline of the far future
- Ways the universe could end
- Whether or not there is actually a universe of not
- Boltzmann brains
- Whether or not everything is just a total random perception and not actual physical matter interacting with everything else in the universe
