November 2011
12 posts
All I need is a beer and a BJ right now to go with...
And all I have is beer. almost two weeks without intimacy with a woman is TOO MUCH MAN.
Nov 12th
The Fury can fuck off with his jetpack,...
OH THE JOYS OF BEING 14 AGAIN. SNAKE EATER FTW.
Nov 9th
Nov 9th
“Regrets are like chocolate: they’re brown, sometimes a little bit too...”
– A man on youtube, with a voice rivaling Barry White, playing Sonic the Hedgehog to smooth jazz.
Nov 7th
Why do I want French onion soup so bad right now?
Nov 7th
My mum thought my new tattoo was 2 bears fucking.
Wut.
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Smoking devil's grass and working on the weekend...
3 hours in, all I’ve done is read up on: Spanish/Dutch military conflicts Medieval execution methods Treason punishments Conspiracy plots Which lead into… Doomsday scenarios Astrological disasters Astrophysics Timeline of the far future Ways the universe could end Whether or not there is actually a universe of not Boltzmann brains Whether or not everything is just a total...
Nov 5th
“I’ll eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you, you hoe.”
– Mike Tyson
Nov 5th
Nov 4th
Nov 2nd
On my way to Orlando for Anthrax/Testament/Death...
I’m gonna cum. So hard. Wearing a rubber the whole time to catch that spillage.
Nov 1st