November 2011
12 posts
All I need is a beer and a BJ right now to go with...
And all I have is beer. almost two weeks without intimacy with a woman is TOO MUCH MAN.
The Fury can fuck off with his jetpack,...
OH THE JOYS OF BEING 14 AGAIN. SNAKE EATER FTW.
Regrets are like chocolate: they’re brown, sometimes a little bit too...
– A man on youtube, with a voice rivaling Barry White, playing Sonic the Hedgehog to smooth jazz.
Why do I want French onion soup so bad right now?
My mum thought my new tattoo was 2 bears fucking.
Wut.
Smoking devil's grass and working on the weekend...
3 hours in, all I’ve done is read up on:
Spanish/Dutch military conflicts
Medieval execution methods
Treason punishments
Conspiracy plots
Which lead into…
Doomsday scenarios
Astrological disasters
Astrophysics
Timeline of the far future
Ways the universe could end
Whether or not there is actually a universe of not
Boltzmann brains
Whether or not everything is just a total...
I’ll eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you, you hoe.
– Mike Tyson
On my way to Orlando for Anthrax/Testament/Death...
I’m gonna cum.
So hard. Wearing a rubber the whole time to catch that spillage.