Caught in a Mosh

Feb 13

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I’m only logging in again after months to submit SoulCalibur V creations to a blog for it.

You all suck still. Go die. No one will miss you.

Nov 11

All I need is a beer and a BJ right now to go with this glorious, glorious Skyrim.

And all I have is beer. almost two weeks without intimacy with a woman is TOO MUCH MAN.

Nov 09

The Fury can fuck off with his jetpack, flamethrower, and space suit.

OH THE JOYS OF BEING 14 AGAIN. SNAKE EATER FTW.

Nov 08

I don’t think you understand how happy what I’m holding makes me.

I don’t think you understand how happy what I’m holding makes me.

Nov 07

“Regrets are like chocolate: they’re brown, sometimes a little bit too chalky for you, and you can give them to your girlfriend but she’ll get fat anyway, you know, that’s the way of life.” — A man on youtube, with a voice rivaling Barry White, playing Sonic the Hedgehog to smooth jazz.

Why do I want French onion soup so bad right now?

Nov 06

My mum thought my new tattoo was 2 bears fucking.

Wut.

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Nov 05

Smoking devil’s grass and working on the weekend is not a good work formula.

3 hours in, all I’ve done is read up on:

Which lead into…